#DakAttack: The definitive Dak Prescott pun collection

Through two games and change, Mississippi State’s sophomore quarterback Dak Prescott has racked up 638 yards of offense and five touchdowns as the replacement for the injured Tyler Russell.

UWNTAXTUYWOHLMV.20130907220532His show on the field has been impressive, but perhaps more importantly, he’s opened up a whole new world of puns and hashtags with such a flexible first name.

It started last year with #DakAttack, the phrase used for his particular package, usually a short-yardage situation.

As his role has grown, so has the collective MSU world’s repertoire of Dak-related comedy.

As a service to us all, I compiled the top 50 Dak puns I could find on the internet, most of which came from Saturday’s game at Auburn. This list ought to keep your Twitter feed fresh in future Daktion-packed thrillers or even during a casual game of Dak Dak Goose.

As a disclaimer and apology in one, I did not come up with these myself, but with so many out there, and many tweeting the same ones, it was difficult to decipher who came up with what, but I certainly want to give credit to the wonderful world of Mississippi State Twitter people.

Hey, if you scratch my Dak, I’ll scratch yours.

And because we have so many, I’ve divided them into convenient categories. In the meantime, let’s just hope Dak continues playing well so the puns can keep flowing as we move into the month of Daktober. We wouldn’t want a Dr. Dakyll and Mr. Hyde situation.

Dak has been going ham lately

Dak has been going ham lately

General:

#DakAttack

#Daktion

#HeartADak

#DakOut

#Daktastic

#CountDakula

#DakForce

#DakInTheSaddleAgain

#Dak’sWhatI’mTalkinAbout

#Dak’sWhat’sUp

#PteroDAKtyl

#Dakteria

#DaktoseIntolerant

#Daktivator

#Daktivism

#ReDAKted

#StrawberryDakuiri

#SatisDAKtion

#Daktivia

#NotLookingDakNow

[Exhausted] #DakInASecond

#NewDakCity

#DakAndTheBeanstalk

#DakOfAllTrades

 

CCKYRSSAZWTJHME.20130915015526Movies and Television:

#DakToTheFuture

#I’llBeDak

#DakCommander

#DakDynasty

#IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDak

#TheEmpireStrikesDak

#TheDakNightRises

#LoveDaktually

#ReleaseTheDaken

#TheMightyDaks

#DakkyShack

#DakHawkDown

#DakOnAHotTinRoof

#OrangeIsTheNewDak

#DakToSchool

[Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh] #DakMan

 

dak-prescott-2Music:

#DakThatPassUp

#DakCity [trick, Dak] #DakCity

#BabyGotDak

#TheDakAlbum

#YaketyDak

#PaintItDak

#DakIsHowWeDoIt

#JumpinDakFlash

#BackInDak

#DakSabbath

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7 Responses to #DakAttack: The definitive Dak Prescott pun collection

  1. Duane says:

    DAK-BOW (not TEEBOW)

  2. Paige Burton says:

    Now I have a famous cousin! Daktacular!!!

  3. J. Thompson says:

    Maybe the most obvious one is not listed here–Who Dak!

  4. Ken Hackman says:

    Maybe you should include #Daktari for the TV section for those of us who loved the old Daktari show.

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  6. Fred Pepper says:

    Dakota
    Dak in…the saddle….again!
    Holy drap Dakman!
    Dakman and Robin
    Lets go Dakaboutit!
    Daks what am talkin bout!
    Dakoff, Jack

  7. J. Little says:

    #DakbenimbleDakbequick

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